Extroverts and Sagging Etiquette

Winter is in full swing and since my kids really don't know what I am talking about and all my friends are hacking up a lung (that seems to be the going sickness around here) or letting their introverted-ness get the best of them, I guess blogging will be the outlet.  Lucky you dear reader.  If you are looking for something emotionally moving or spiritually uplifting today is not the day for that here.  Its winter, and I have a lot of thoughts, OK?

Don't let the title fool you, I am not combining the two but these two things are heavy, or heaby as Theodore would say, on my mind today.  I am sure extroverts do have sagging problems, I suppose I do sometimes during insanity class but lets not go there. 

As far as sagging is concerned, isn't there some etiquette to this?  I mean I am sure some saggers look at the other and think, "Dude (do they say dude?), you are totally doing it wrong, don't wear dry fit boxer briefs while you sag, that is just a no, get some boxers or some other not skin clinging drawers or you can't walk next to me in public again!" I am sure the man walking down the street today on my drive home today would not appreciate me, a non sagger, telling him how to sag.  Plus, I don't even think anyone reading this is a sagger per say...

On, extroverts....I am an extrovert through and through, I have at times questioned my introverted-ness and maybe the mom job has made me a bit more so at times because the demands of home are a lot, but maybe it has also heightened it because I really need adult interaction?  I am starting to question what it is about opposites attracting and how people are made.  I have attracted a lot of introverted friends over the years, beautiful ones with boisterous laughs and lots of funny things to say.  I am wondering if I even know how to tell the difference.  One gets their energy from people and the other gets their energy from alone time.  But is is possible the extroverts aren't always the loudest ones or most talkative in the group, that maybe we just need you people to feel alive at times?  And could someone be both depending on the season?  Do my introverted friends just want to say, "Emily, leave me alone I am being alone right now!?"  I think I need to look into this....what do you think??